She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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