The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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