i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
Are you drunk? You left me a voicemail at 5:59 AM of you making dolphin sounds.
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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