Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
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