I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
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His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
No he's great. He's trying to do "sexy stuff" for me now, which is pretty hilarious. He stirred my daiquiri with his penis last night. He also tied a bouquet of flowers around it.
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Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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