STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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