is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
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