i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
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Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
First drunken handjob: not successful. Second handjob, mostly sober: much better. Nightly news brought to you by me.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
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I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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