She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
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