Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
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not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
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Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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