How did I get so drunk? We had to fish that girl out of the Goodwill Donation Box.
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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