I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
Randomize
