In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
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I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
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Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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