its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
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