But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
You went to the wrong car, tried to open the locked door, and started crying because you thought we were playing a mean trick. Then the owner came...
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
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Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
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Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
Last night when we were having sex he put the condom on backwards the first time. While he was putting the second one on I blew up the first one, made it into a balloon and hit him in the head with it. I think we're over the honeymoon stage.
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