doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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