Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
Last night, my friend changed all my contacts in my phone. I have been texted by Batman, Donatello, and Hermione Granger. I have no idea who they are, and it doesn't upset me at all.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
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She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
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She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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