Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
So I tried to call my phone from his phone and was like, "hey, my name is not in here..I thought you had my number" turns out he has my number saved as "gives good head"
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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