well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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