I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
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failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
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I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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