im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
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I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
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I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
The adults are the big ones right?
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
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