so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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