so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
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I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
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Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
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