Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I locked my keys in my car in front of planned parenthood. I'm terrified of going inside to ask to borrow a clothes hangar.
Just tell them you need to fix a mistake real quick.
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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