Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
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Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
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Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
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