I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
We need a shit load of segways right now
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
Randomize
