Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
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What's worse: not calling my parents in Dallas to make sure they're alright or not taking shelter to masturbate all over my douchebag roommates clothes?
I worry about you.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
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I wish there was a tumbleweed emoji. Because that would describe my vagina.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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