am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
I realized courtney is my jiminy cricket but instead of preventing me from telling lies she prevents me from fucking strangers
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
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I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
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The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
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