Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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