They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
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I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
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So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
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