It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
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It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
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I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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