I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
im about as happy as oj after his trial
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
Just taxi'd to the airport holding a zip lock bag of my own vomit. Bachelorette success.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
he's single and there are thong briefs.
Randomize
