His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
A drunk hobo just gave me a fist bump. Because I know what a womb is.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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