Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
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At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
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There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
Just want the two of you to know, I went to a golf tournament today. Respectable, expensive… Flipped the golf cart. Seriously, I'm 40. What the fuck?
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