it wasn't lemon gatorade
...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
Randomize
