are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
I need a hoe opinion
go on
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
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