he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
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Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
I drove 5 hours to see her. She thanked me by getting shitfaced, inviting her boyfriend over, and making me sleep on the couch after I cooked for them and did the dishes. You're right. I'm a fucking doormat.
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
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Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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