Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
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yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
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you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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