About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
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She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
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I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
WTF ARE YOU DOING IT'S FUCKING VEGAN COFFEE IT'S MADE WITH NUT MILK YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING SQUIRREL.
I am watching the most amazing drunk person ever. Literally such a trooper that you can put anything in front of him he'll drink it. His latest reason for taking another shot was: well whatever. I'm never gonna get married anyway.
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