dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
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