Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
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we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
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Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
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