so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
Randomize
