"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
As payment for all the times you have babysat me while im drunk, im giving you the shorts i stole from the guy i stayed with on friday night. They're clean. Come get em.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I asked a lamppost to be my valentine. Also: I'm wearing a sombrero. We need more sombrero in our lives.
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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