Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
Even my vagina gasped.
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if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
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Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
one of my coworkers asked me if I was PMSing today...... excuse me sir, but it is none of your business as to what my uterus is or is not doing right now. fucker.
and yea, I'm PMSing.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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