i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
Randomize
