shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
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it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
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Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
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