I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
My roommate is on the phone with one of her friends trying to figure out how she threw up IN her pants. I'm not sure whether to burst out laughing or direct her towards Plan B.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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