It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
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