Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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