how hairy? two words: wookie tits
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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