One girl and one boy is just not enough.
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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