Who wears a wallet chain?!
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
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