Dude, I totally just put a lit lighter to my hand for 10 seconds
How much beer did you get for it?
One ice cold coors, but those mountains lied
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
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