his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
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like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
I have to drop off my inflatable penis costume at the bar for my bartender. Do you think you could meet me there at like 630?
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
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Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
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