come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
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