that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
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smell my finger.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
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Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
yeah, you could tell they werent used to the strange things that i say. they were all outright shocked when i told one guy i hoped someone kidnapped him and stretched his dickhole over a fire hydrant
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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