Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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