I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
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he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
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Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
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