i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
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i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
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You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
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