Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
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Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
Im just a social blackout drinker.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
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This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
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