I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
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this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
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Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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